Author: Want A 90% Drop In Site Visitors? Yes Folks, You Too Can Implement EU Cookie Law!

Fancy a 90% drop in website visitors? This amazing offer could be yours thanks to a wonderful new law about cookies from EU regulators. Yes folks, the people who brought you regulations about the bend in a banana are back!

The new law applies to all EU websites and requires website owners to get a user’s consent before cookies are saved onto a device.

Guess what that means? It means putting something like this on your site:

This is exactly what the UK’s Information Commissioner’s Office has done on its own site. Thus over 90% of site visitors have declined to accept a Google Analytics cookie, thereby disappearing from their analytics, writes marketing site Chinwag. Awesome!